The Crow Buzz

ahh, well, you know, i jes go owt they ‘er ‘en gives a hunnert ‘n tay ‘en pur cent. uh hilt.
“and whaddaya you do when they call you “sir” at the retail store?”
“gives ‘em a hunnert ‘en twenny.”
“what if markup is a “hunnert” and thirty?”
“huh? I suppoze i gives em a hunnert and thirty they ‘en.”
“that is break even. they will want more.”
“whadif I only gots a hunnert ‘en thirty?”
you only “gots” one hundred percent. no more.
“does that mean i gits tuh keep my 30 per say ent?”
“it’s all yours, brutus. consider it your tip.”